My mum can now say ‘benedict cumberbatch’
instead of
- benedict cucumber
- benedict cumblestrump
- bendastick crumblebatch
July 31, 2011
July 30, 2011
July 17, 2011
So I had a crazy dream last night.
It was a cold night in London, the dangeroulsy cold wind span itself around the streets, winding in and out, and past Baker Street where a certain Consulting Detective was writhing with boredom.. and cravings
‘PLEASE!’
‘No’
‘PLEASE’
‘How many times Sherlock I am not going to let you drink Magnesium strips just because you claim it’s your god dammed cravings?!’ John Watson stared at his partner, his blue eyes glinting as he saw the frustration that was quite easly seen in the eyes of the raven haired detective.
‘I don’t see why not, I thought if you have a craving while your pregnant your suposed to, I don’t know, eat what your craving!’ Sherlock huffed and pouted, John sighed. Just how Sherlock managed to get himself pregnant he wasn’t, or didn’y want to know. Sherlock had said it happened while he was experimenting, but quite how a man gets pregnant, even if that man was Sherlock bloody Holmes I don’t think anyone could know.
‘Sherlock honestly I doubt that eating magnisum strips would help the.. baby’ His jumper creased as he sighed once again.
It was at that point that all hell broke loose.
‘John. I belive that my waters could of quite posibly broke. Because I highly doubt that I’ve pissed myself.’
Panic took over John as he ran over to his flat mate. He was a doctor, but how could he deliver a baby if its comming out of a man?! Exactly where would the babies come out of?
Sherlock was a crumpled mess on the floor, he was breathing heavily and his eyes looked even more frustrated then eariler. He yanked the clueless doctor over to him and glaired at him.
’ Will you stop being so bloody clueless and. Get. These. Things. Out. Of. Me’
That’s when John smelt it, Sherlock’s water had indeed broken. Exept it was not water.. but tea.. What exactly had Sherlock done to himself.
‘Sherlock. Sherlock. SHERLOCK! Hold still for one bloody moment will you?! I need to see whats going on!’
‘Oh what? That’s just an excuse for you too touch me up! Pervert!’ Sherlock punched him. John sighed and winced.
‘Will you stop being a prude how else am I supposed to get the babies out? Use that over sized brain of yours.’
At that Sherlock sighed and alowed John to examine him threw the contractions.
A few moments later after a lot of screaming, from both John and Sherlock. Sherlock from giving birth and John just yelling ‘PUSH’ and getting rather scared at the pregnant Sherlock who carried on punching and gripping at the Doctors clothes. A giant raindbow exploded into veiw. And Sherlock screamed. John looked at Sherlock from between the Detectives legs with awe and confusion as he held up two mugs. Both striped. One purple striped, the other black and white.
‘Sherlock.. Meet your children’
The end
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Seriously the crack in this fandom it causes me to have bonkers dreams sherlock
July 14, 2011
Via fuck the what
OH.
MY.
GOD.
July 11, 2011
All my friends are dead - Turbonegro ~ lolol
Till We Die - Slipknot. :D
Masterpiece Theatre, Pt. 3 - Marianas Trench <3
Afterlife ~ Avenged Sevenfold. well that works.
BETTER WITH THE LIGHTS OFF- NEW BOYS & CHRIS BROWN ?!?! THAT SUCKS..
Dirty Little Secret-All American Rejects :)
Friday- Harry Potter version :)
End of an Era - Oliver Boyd and the Remembralls. So accurate considering my life is over after this movie.
They’re Taking the Hobbits to Isengard
Does my ringtone Fassbender singing Twist & Shout count?
Nyan Cat.
Wait
what?
The two times Sherlock wears jeans in the first series
- in The Blind Banker when he and John go to Trafalgar Square, Soo Lin’s flat, the museum, etc (alternatively the same day/night John wears that marvellous cardigan)
- in The Great Game during the Connie Prince investigation
Omg ok sorry I just never really noticed before.
MY LIFE IS A LIE.
oh my jesus. The top right pic.
